NBA Player Profile - Brandon Jennings is Amazing

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Brandon Jennings is a Pot of Sex

Brandon Jennings is unbelievable. Have you seen the highlights? This guy is shredding opposing defenses. Crossovers, jumpers, tear drops. Whatever you need. He bounds around the court like a majestic gazelle. That’s right a gazelle. I haven’t been this excited about a player since Jason Williams came into the league and I thought it was cool that he was white and played street-style (even though he sucked shit, but that’s beside the point).

Jennings is single-handedly turning the Milwaukee Bucks into a competitive team. I know, I know – big deal. So they’re competitive. I’m telling you, this is a big deal for the Bucks. Not since Glen Robinson and Ray Allen has the team been even so much as respectable. As if it’s not depressing enough to live in Milwaukee, the fans have had to stomach some nauseating basketball over the past decade. Now the city of fatness has a Nick Van Exel in his prime (but only way better) that doesn’t look like he has a bad case of down’s. There’s no ceiling for this lefty spaz lover.

The guy is so money. He went for 55 against the Warriors. While I realize putting up 55 against the Warriors is the equivalent of 40 against anyone else, it was still a ravishing display of sex and arousal. Check it out.